Baseball : a funny man.

Many people thought Roger Clemens was one of the all-time great pitchers.

Thanks to the Mitchelle report, we now also know he has a great sense of humour.

On January 12, 2008, Roger Clemens is -was? : as of the time of this posting, we do not know for sure- to speak at the Texas Highschool Baseball Coaches Association about... :

"My vigorous workout, how I played so long."

No comment ?

Well, just a couple :

-at the end of his speech, he shoudl be able to autograph a few bottles of steroids -or is he more the growth hormone type?-,

-we are aware Clemens has strongly denied the accusations and shall speak when time is "appropriate". When that is remains a bit foggy, particularly considering all players quoted in the Mitchell report were offered to tell their side of the story, but, surprisingly, declined. The time was clearly not "appropriate".

(P.M.)